Thursday, January 29, 2009

Seeing Porsche


DB numero uno.

I was in Miami for five days just last week to run the ING Miami Half Marathon with a couple friends. We got in on Thursday and the run wasn’t until Sunday morning, so we decided to take in the sights. Besides spending time in the sand, we made the trip down to South Beach one night to, as one might put it, Get Our Drink On.

As we drove down the streets looking for parking, we settled on a parking deck just around the corner from a strip of bars. The guy driving pulled into the deck, then, ignoring the overhang sign prohibiting driving through further, did just that. People started getting uppity and honking, but lo and behold there was a primo parking spot. So we’re waiting for the line of cars to move so we can pull in, and the last vehicle is a white Porsche 911 with matching rims, a spoiler kit and tints. The driver side window is down, and as it pulls around I see the driver.

It was Joey Porsche.

I kid you not I f@#king froze. Couldn’t move, couldn’t speak. It was like studying Hinduism and then seeing Gandhi in the flesh, except replace Hinduism with the Douchal Arts and Gandhi with Grieco Virus source.

The other people in the car said things like, “Oh nice car.” One girl said he was hot, and when the guy driving told JP, he smirked and sped away.

We took the parking spot and as the driver pulled the key out of the ignition, I came back into consciousness. I pulled out my phone, opened the site and scrambled for the HoS to show them who they had just witnessed in person.

They got a good laugh and I think I’ve turned them into followers. The rest of the trip really couldn’t compare to the delight of seeing Joey P in person, and aside from running a personal best 1:31 in the half marathon, it was easily the highlight of Miami.

— Brad
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Only the chosen few are (dis)graced by witnessing one of the Hallowed Hall of Scrote in person, Brad. Heed your karmic lesson well. For you have witnessed Porschenheit 9/11 in person. And G-d has rewarded you with a successful marathon run.

May you never come close to such source-Grieco again.

# posted by douchebag1

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