Friday, January 16, 2009

Simon LeBone


I don’t have much to note about eyeline wearing tough guy Simon here. Just your standard issue Midwestern Artdouche with a side order of 50s retro-James-Dean taint.

However, I would break into Roma Hott on the right’s bosom chest of wonders with the stealth quiet of the heist in Rififi, and steal away with one of her garters. Then I would fly off to a small island off the coast of Katmandu and spend six months teaching local tribal elders to worship the garter as a shrine to the ancient Mayan God, Umbzecki Ooozwada.

Because Umbzecki Ooozwada never got the props that he deserved. And is high time he has Roma Hott’s garter on his shine as proof of his fearsome Island powers.

You go with your bad self, Island God Umbzecki Ooozwada.

# posted by douchebag1

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