Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Ask DB1: Librarian Glasses

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Dear DB1-

So I have a question regarding librarian hotts.

I know a lot of girls who wear windowpane glasses where it’s just the frames with no prescription. As a person who wears glasses I’ve always found this a little offensive. Like the kids who get a wheelchair to go to the front of the line disneyland, I feel like its taking advantage of a handicap that I have to deal with on a daily basis.

Anyway, my point is, do fake glasses add to the bleeth factor of a hott? I mean, with dbags, extra unnecessary adouchetrements add to the douchefactor. Is it the same with bagguettes?

I don’t do this to attack the librarian hott, which is far and away my favorite look on a lady. I just feel a little used by the hotts in this case.

Sincerely,

C.J. (Douchelexic)
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The appeal of the librarian glasses look on a girl is simply the notion of a smoldering, covert sexuality. A base, animalistic rawness, hidden under cover of erudite study.

The idea that underneath the veneer of social, civilized norms and established societal convention, the primitive impulse of the hott is just waiting to pounce. To rip off your clothes and pelt your upper thigh area with butter rolls while dressed in a rubber chicken outfit.

Men must be relatively forgiving if a woman desires to “fake” the librarian look for their benefit. For she is only telling us what we want to hear — that after quietly sorting books by Dewey Decimal System, she will slobber upon our ears and upper neck area like a lost Conquistador attempting to hack through underbrush west of Montezuma. And for performing as “librarian hott” for our benefit we should be grateful.

# posted by douchebag1

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