Friday, February 6, 2009

Ask DB1: The Chin Strap

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Hello DB1.

I learned something interesting about the “chin strap” style of beard that so many douchebags seem to be wearing these days.

Yesterday I went to get my haircut. I have a normal beard, but I haven’t trimmed it in awhile so the haircutter (what do you call a female barber?) asked if I wanted it trimmed and suggested trimming down to a chin strap. I said “no” very quickly and possibly a little too forcefully.

Here’s the interesting part. She was relieved. She said that so many of the guys that come in that have chin straps do it because they cannot fully/properly grow facial hair.

Interesting, huh? Chin strappers are basically genetically underdeveloped boys who are trying to show that they have some level of manhood by growing some/any facial hair, even if it looks stupid.

Derek
Los Angeles, California

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HCwDB legend Johnny Blaze dares you to question his fully formed pubertic manliness. Which is another way of saying excellent point, Derek.

Speaking of which, I really need to put Johnny Blaze and his bevy of bar hotts in the Hall of Scrote. It’s long overdue. Any objections? Speak now, or forever hold your gel.

# posted by douchebag1

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