Friday, February 6, 2009
Friday Haiku
Kettlehead’s got game,
“Say Hello to my lil’ friend!”
Jen didn’t get it.
jackson and brooke shields
had a fake tot together
where’s lil webster now?
— Douchacadabra
Mamita Linda
stuck in the Miami vice
cracks under pressure
— the ‘bag apple
The sunglasses are
Surgically implanted on
His gigantic face
— Vin Douchal
Clown to the left of
her, douchebag to the right here
I am, stuck in rage.
— Captain Bringdown
In Aladin’s lamp
Kettlehead’s first 2 wishes
About to come true
— plinky
Height *sort ascending*
Penis Length *sort descending*
K-Head 4 Weekly!
— End the Haberdouchery
