Friday, February 6, 2009

Friday Haiku


Kettlehead’s got game,
“Say Hello to my lil’ friend!”
Jen didn’t get it.

jackson and brooke shields
had a fake tot together
where’s lil webster now?

— Douchacadabra

Mamita Linda
stuck in the Miami vice
cracks under pressure

— the ‘bag apple

The sunglasses are
Surgically implanted on
His gigantic face

— Vin Douchal

Clown to the left of
her, douchebag to the right here
I am, stuck in rage.

— Captain Bringdown

In Aladin’s lamp
Kettlehead’s first 2 wishes
About to come true

— plinky

Height *sort ascending*
Penis Length *sort descending*
K-Head 4 Weekly!

— End the Haberdouchery

# posted by douchebag1

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