Friday, February 20, 2009

Friday Haiku


Creepy Bandito,
Talks broken Spanish to Kims:
“Free fondle, free drink.”

He has two beauties
Yet Sheik Omar pube-y chin
Is too drunk to care

— Gaijindouche

Bagatov the drunk
will not release busty hotts.
Unless they take photo.

— teh abominable snowdouche

I think no one knows
But the cockroach on my chin
Tells the world I’m poo

— DBAD

LEFT HOTTS RED EYS SAY:
“TARMAL ME FLYTEHETH UNTIL
THERE”S NOT TARMAL L>EFT!

— Flyteeth

come home with Basheer
me makey falalfal meal
blondes make out…i cry

— Arch Douche of Bagbury

lazy-eyed psycho.
clings tightly to young, blonde sluts.
glory days have passed.

— ted theodore scrotgan

Douche weaves in the wind
Bleeths stand erect like trees
They’re all that’s erect

— I am Jack’s outraged liver

# posted by douchebag1

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