Friday, February 27, 2009

Friday Thoughts and Links


As I contemplate Jason Giambibag’s macking on brunette bartenders, my thoughts go from boobies to Cabury Creme Eggs.

Cadbury Creme Eggs are pure liquid crack. Like licking the nectarine sweat-water wrung out of a towel after mopping the perspiring boob of a spectral post-Stairmaster Jessica Biel.

I love them so. Chocolate creaminess and sugary sugar yolk.

I would buy one at the store, just for the chance to well, consume it after unwrapping it.

Here’s your Friday Links:

First off, it’s been an intense HCwDB week with some truly spectacular combos of hott/douche. So here’s your reward. Have some Ass Pear.

Crimson Ted busts the “Feral Celtic”

The Ex-Mr. Sharon Stone, Phil Bronstein, gives HCwDB a shout-out in a column at the Huffington Post. We’s raunchy.

Sports Illustrated beauty Adriana Lima marries 1970s porn-star Marko Jaric.

Holly Madison makes Criss Angel’s peen disappear.

Nub goes shopping for discount shorts.

Voor Marnix en zn zelf bruinende oliën!

Kevin Rudolf making a push for Douchiest Band of the Year at the 2009 Douchie Awards.

And finally, courtesy of Reader Mike, the somewhat disturbing: Poo Dog.

Your narrator, the DB1, is slightly drunk, full of sugary breakfast cereal and tasty Hostess snack treats, and ready to spend an evening wandering the streets and waxing philosophic on the eternal gender entanglement.

May your weekend be fruitful and fermented. May all your hotties be bouncy, and all your ‘bags mocked until they retire in shame.

# posted by douchebag1

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