Wednesday, February 18, 2009
KC Hott Tags “Tooly”
KC Hott writes in with a descriptive tag:
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Hi there!
I thought I would submit some pictures of a guy I know who I think should be on your site for sure!! Here are some of the lovelier qualities about “Tooly”…
1. He LOVES when “Ice Ice Baby” comes on in clubs because he knows the ENTIRE dance and will do it right there in front of everyone.
2. Whenever he dines out or gets bottle service with a group, he won’t let anyone else see the bill and has everybody chip in way more than they owe so that he won’t have to pay…and he usually even makes a profit in the end.
3. He’s almost 40 years old and frequents nightclubs more than most 21 year olds.
4. He won’t be caught dead in a club without a VIP wristband on.
5. He dresses up as a Chippendales guy for Halloween every year because he thinks he’s so damn hot.
6. He’ll tip bartenders $20 a drink so that they won’t “charge” him for the drink and then he tells everyone he gets his drinks for free because he’s a VIP.
7. When he’s getting ready for a night out, he sprays cologne down his pants “just in case”…and he spends an hour blow drying his hair, split up amongst 2 sessions.
Oh, and I promise I never dated him, he’s just a friend of a friend 🙂
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Nicely done, KCH, but that “promise” that you never dated him reads remarkably unreliable in light of your extensive knowledge of Tooly’s douche habits.
Nonetheless, nicely summarized list of a classic club scrote.
