Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Rancid Meat Fungus and the Porkchop Hott Attack


It’s like one of those closeup slides of rancid meat fungus attacking a healthy, succulent piece of porkchop hottness from my third grade Health Class.

And yes, in third grade I was turned on by porkchops.

Because they were tasty.

And when you haven’t figured out boobie hottie suckle thigh yet, a tasty piece of porkchop goes a long way to working out early sexual awakening.

I learned this by reading Freud’s Beyond the Porkchop Principle.

# posted by douchebag1

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