Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Three Clowns


Tara had heard the legends of the Three Clowns in the school yard.

An urban legend of three clowns so scrotey, that together they formed what became known as the giant vortex of taint poo.

But never did Tara believe they were real. No combinations of plaid pants, 70 degree hat tilts, hand gestures and Jesus bling could come together so strongly and so waftingly.

Until one day, Tara smelled dead rodent.

And knew that the rumors were true.

# posted by douchebag1

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