Thursday, February 12, 2009

Welcome New HCwDB Visitors


If you’re coming to the site for the first time, I’d like to offer you a welcome to our little corner of the hottie/douchey world. Or, as I like to say, come for the ‘bags, stay for the boobies.

So what is HCwDB about?

Well, I’m your humble narrator, DB1. I run pics of hot chicks. With douchebags. And provide erudite cultural critique of the social phenomenon of hottie/douchey commingling.

Then I stare at the girl’s boobs and get drunk.

The regulars in the comments threads then take over the ongoing deconstruction of all that is wrong with our culture.

We do an HCwDB of the Week every week, voted on in the comments threads by the hilarious ‘bag hunters and huntresses who have joined the cause.

We do the Douchie Awards every year in December.

And we drink. A lot. And stare at boobies.

You may have read about the dismissal of charges against my book yesterday, and you can scroll down to read more about that in my entry on the subject.

Or perhaps you saw the discussion today on Fox News’s American Newsroom, of which I’m still trying to get footage of (my kingdom for a YouTube clip!).

For an overview of the site, you can read the FAQ (although it desperately needs updating). Or check out the legends in the Hall of Scrote and Hall of Hott by scrolling down (they’re in the left-side column).

And, if you’re confused by any of the terminology or need to learn more about the 5,000 year history of hottie/douchey commingling, I of course recommend buying a copy of The Book. It makes a great gift if you or a loved one you know is either dating a ‘bag, or has become a ‘bag, and needs saving.

Or simply sit back and join our collective journey into the spectacle of the culturally validated “erotic” sold as product to fuel the global douchological conspiracy.

Ed Hardy t-shirts. Axe Bodyspray. Grey Goose Vodka.

In the real world, men seek out the spectacle to attract the hott. On HCwDB, we critique them for doing so.

EDIT: The panel discusses HCwDB on Fox News

EDIT #2: And now I’m currently #2 on the Google Trend list. Take that, Abe Lincoln.

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