Monday, March 23, 2009

Ask DB1: Accidental "Ten Degree Hat Tilt"

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Dear DB1-

This past weekend I was at a local watering hole enjoying some friendly company and looking at all the boobies.

At one point in the night I adjusted my hat. My friend across the table recoiled from me in absolute horror. He started pointing at me like I was a 17th century plague victim while screaming “Ten Degree Hat Tilt!!”

Without realizing it, I had tilted my hat. While I’m not convinced it was a full ten degrees, the tilting of the hat ruined the remainder of my evening and my quest for the hott.

My question is this; Does a hat tilt automatically signify douche, even when it’s applied unconsciously for comfort?

I’ve noticed that wearing my hat slightly tilted and propped up is very comfortable. Please help. I don’t want to wake up one day and find that I’m reaching for the Axe body spray.

-grady bagmore
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Accidental Hat Tilt (AHT) is generally forgiven unless allowed to persist for more than twenty-three minutes straight, at which point the event horizon is crossed, and suspicions will set in that AHT is actually TDHT in irono-disguise.

At this point, full mocking of the HT is allowable, and should be encouraged, by any nearby friends, neighbors, hotts and small woodland creatures named Tigger.

# posted by douchebag1

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