Thursday, March 19, 2009

Ask DB1: Hotness and Gender

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Hi DB1,

I just ordered your book and I am really hoping that your theory is in there about why hot chicks go for this type of men because it really is beyond my comprehension, just not my type.

And that is how I will segue into asking you to validate my theory on hot women vs hot men. Here’s how it goes:

For a women to be considered hot it really isn’t that difficult; there is a somewhat generic formula- the hair a certain way, the face, the body, the boobs etc…

For a man to be considered hot, its much, much different. Men are generally considered good looking only within a category. Ex, a man is hot because he has the surfer look going on or the business man look, the construction man or even the nerd look and so on. But you take that man and you put him in a different category and he loses that appeal-that surfer isnt so hot when he’s in a suit and tie, etc… Which explains why there are so many more “celebrity” women that considered universally hot while men are categorized (people magazine’s most beautiful people is notorious for this) and why movies like House Bunny exits-both facts acknowledge the unspoken formula and play on it.

I know you’re a busy man but I think this would be an interesting topic to post on your site to see if others agree or not. If it has already been touched on or not what you are interested then no worries, fact of the matter is I’m stuck at work but lucky enough that I can drink on the job (my boss is wicked) and am a few (=many) beers in.

Thanks DB1,

– Hot but don’t wanna douche.
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Uhm. Yeah.

Since you bought the book, I will grant leeway at this entry-level query into the world of douchal spectacle, and add only that, yes, the answer is in my book. Physical looks are not a factor in the douchey/hottie dialectics. Female hottness, conversely, can also turn to Bleeth just as easily, no matter the quality of the suckle thigh.

But I appreciate your query,HBDWD, and will try not to judge you too harshly for your moniker. Since you bought the book.

# posted by douchebag1

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