Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Ask DB1: Is Orange Healthy?


Vagetarian writes in:

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DB1-

First off, I hate douchebags. Yet as a college student (not too many douchebags where I am, that was 40% of my decision to attend), I am studying various sciences. In my nutrition class, I recently learned that reaching toxic levels of vitamin A from bright and/or leafy vegetables and fruits(beta-carotene), your skin may turn orange. To quote my professor, “it is not unhealthy, just rather embarrassing to walk around with orange skin.”

Did you ever think that maybe our orange douches are just really healthy, and love salad?

Or maybe the prompas live in a vegetarian colony in Belmar? I have been avoiding salad and brightly colored foods for the past week after learning that. I don’t want to be mistaken for a ‘bag.

-Vagetarian
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You have an intriguing premise, Vag. However, statistics suggest that your theory may be more outlier than significant sample-size. For if Orangebaggery were tied to vegetable consumption, we would see a marked rise in Hippiebags on the site.

The fact that most Orangebags tend to come from toxic wastelands like Long Island, Staten Island and the Dirty Jerz, suggests the infection is more poo-based than vitamin based.

# posted by douchebag1

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