Thursday, March 19, 2009

'Bag Aura


Here’s a great example of ‘Bag Aura.

‘Bag Aura is when the ‘bags in question aren’t objectively superdouchey, yet their affect in presence of hott creates a visceral nausea akin to eating rotten fruit, expired chicken, or anything they serve at Olive Garden.

This is not to say these ‘bags aren’t legitimately rank.

Only that their affect in presence of bouncy bikini is far worse than any hand gestures, bling or douche-face poses they offer.

The math doesn’t add up, and the remainder must be explained as aura.

# posted by douchebag1

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