Sunday, March 8, 2009

Beefy Cow and the Perky Mellons


Ah yes, two lovely squeezey perky suckle thighs, and a beefy slice of festering cow carcass.

Jesus died for your pec, Beefy Cow.

As to sweet, innocent Yellow Blonde Maiden, I would flagellate myself with hairs plucked from rare albino Arabian horses and sing an off-key rendition of the Kinks’ Big Sky, just for the chance to mildly amuse Princess Mufesta enough for her to call her guards to throw me in the same dungeon where Yellow Blonde Maiden once passed through during her sophomore year “study abroad” program when she was at Arizona State.

# posted by douchebag1

Leave a Reply

What is 8 + 2 ?
Please leave these two fields as-is:
IMPORTANT! To be able to proceed, you need to solve the following simple math (so we know that you are a human) :-)