Brenda’s Chicago Tag
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Hey there!
I thought I would send this priceless nugget of joy along since keeping it for myself would be a sin.
My roommate and I live in Chicago and our friend decided it would be a good idea to throw a birthday party in Schaumburg one recent Saturday night. Schaumburg is almost synonymous with douchebag. It’s your typical chain restaurant saturated, mall centered, soccer mom town. It’s amazing how ridiculously clueless guys can be when they are living just outside the city of Chicago.
Anyway, my roommate and I, after much deliberation, decided to attend the party which was at the worst chain bar location in history, John Barleycorn, for the sole reason that we might run into some fantastic douchebags. Well, our predictions were spot on and we took this picture just before we went running for the hills. It was like spotting a unicorn. You couldn’t manufacture such doucheyness if you tried! So here it is, my greatest attempt yet, a picture that speaks a thousand words.
Sincerely,
Brenda from Chicago
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Excellent work Brenda, lets add it up Big Buck Hunter Pro style:
One Greenhorn Uberdouche, +300 points.
One minimalist Sweatbag doing the “Blue Steel,” +100 points.
One Casual Hoodie on the verge of a nottabag, +25 points.
Cute Blonde and Brunette Roommates showing shoulder suckle goodness, + 200 points.
Total for Brenda = 625.
Nice shootin’! But next time, lets see some more cleavite.
