Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Crosshair McJohnson

Now I know what you’re thinking, watching Crosshair McJohnson molest a Paid-to-Pose Chiquita Hott.

“Lip gloss? Makeup? Frosted tips? No way is Crosshair straight. Another Gaybag.”

Wrong again, Grasshopper. What so many dismiss as the province of flamboyant gayness on this site is, indeed, neither gay nor gaybaggery. This is the extent of douchal masquerade in the age of spectacle. Doucherosexuals inverting the normative gender structures as a means of getting ass pear.

Still don’t believe Crosshair doesn’t bat for the home team?

Crosshair McJohnson proves his heterosexual bonafides.

# posted by douchebag1

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