Thursday, March 26, 2009

Doughboy and Gidget


It’s like a 1950s Frankie Avalon surfer comedy by way of late 1990s Ska-punk Long Beach douche mashup.

Keep makin’ the Kissy Lips, Doughboy. The only thing saving you from a stage-4 uberdouche is the lack of “gang” hand gestures and the lack of Ubiquitous Red Cup.

Gidget has the disposition of sunshine retrograde Norman Rockwell Fictive Nostalgic Never-Was.

And, in the parlance of the early Greek philosophers, gigantic gimnimony grab-worthy hooters.

Am I making any sense today? I need another coffee.

# posted by douchebag1

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