Friday, March 6, 2009

Friday Haiku


Pouty Svetlana,
Meets crimsony Hardy Bag,
Who’s smelly like borscht.

Little white booger
Makes pilgrimage to pucker
Attains douche mecca.

— Crucial Head

he knows the owner
Yasir tries hard to impress
a rotten fruit bowl

— Dimples

Wristwatch so big
Tells time in Mumbai. It’s time
To eat cyanide.

— massengill

new jersey gothic
steadfast douchebag values. an
ed hardy blowout

— Euripidouche

Chris Audigier –
Please impregnate your t-shirts
With smallpox virus.

— boatbutter

Why should I haiku?
Should be looking for a job
Economy sucks

— Anonymous

# posted by douchebag1

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