Friday, March 20, 2009

Friday Haiku


In Security,
Aqua Twins smell chin pube taint,
Kim wants to go home.

Wonder Twin powers
Activated a nightmare.
Need a real bouncer.

— boatbutter

chubby douche lives strong
security is his life
day job – mickey d’s

— Bag A

A dark void black hole
Overpowers teal flowers
The universe sucks

— IdahoHottPotato

Cross on belt buckle –
Who needs to wear a condom?
Jesus saves my wang.

— Holbrooks Douchestershire Sauce

Douche clutches Aqua
Twin Coach Bag Force night before
Jen’s rhinoplasty.

— massengill

Larry thinks threesome
Is a possibility
Kim dreams of cheese fries

— Yahoo Scrotius

# posted by douchebag1

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