Friday, March 13, 2009

Friday Thoughts and Links


I’m debating whether I want to go to the theaters tonight to see Tyler Perry’s House of Racism.

Or maybe I’ll stay home and rent Tyler Perry’s Crossdressing Gender Stereotypes About Overweight Black Women.

Or maybe I’ll wait a month for Tyler Perry’s Please Don’t Realize Eddie Murphy Did This Shtick Infinitely Better Twenty-Five Years Ago.

Here’s your links:

The “Shocker” hand gesture makes it all the way down to a “Boobs on Bikes” parade in New Zealand. Brett? Check. Jermaine? Check.

Witness The Douche Pie-Slap. Which is actually pretty hilarious, and earns the Fratturd some props for creativity.

The Cultural Plague that is “Ed Hardy” is now an “celebrity” energy drink. And bedsheets too???

The Mayerbag continues fruitless quest to date his own ego.

Why does steam come out of her vagina? Yahoo Answers has the answer.

More pics of Orange Jeter’s Cynthia over at Barstoolsports.com, where they apparently call her by her real name. Pshaw. No real names in the simulacrum, people. No need. They are all phantasms of projection, pure spectrality and without corporeality.

They’re remaking the greatest Harlem Kung-Fu epic of all time, The Last Dragon and considering famed abuse victim Rihanna to play the Vanity role. Another piece of my childhood shrivels up and dies.

The real Sho’Nuff will rule forever.

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