Friday, March 20, 2009

Friday Thoughts and Links


The Lohan may be batshit crazy firecrotch ruin-your-credit-rating, but I would still nibble lightly on her middle toe with a touch of wasabi. But, regardless, her boyfriend is a huge douche.

Here’s your Friday links:

On Ebay, steaming piles of bedazzled rhesus monkey poo can sell for over $300 bucks. Get yer bids in!

Today in Florida: Spring Breakbaggery on the Beach.

The long running and always amusing King of the Hill had an episode where Bobby douches out. Ah yes, I remember when animated shows were clever and creative. Or, as I like to term it, the years B.S.F. (Before Seth MacFarlane)

Speaking of orange, why am I not surprised to discover some of the architects of the financial meltdown are also huge douches? I give you Angelo Mozilo, former CEO of Countrywide Financial. Who, in addition to helping to destroy the entire market-based capital system, is also an orange turd.

Caddyshack’s uberhott party girl, Lacy Underall, has her own website. Mmm… milfy.

It’s from 2007, but this article on Preppiebags in Georgetown is pretty amusing.

Your humble narrator is now on Twitter. I’m not sure why, and it seems pointless and self indulgent. But come hear me tweet. For those who don’t like hotlinks, it’s @JayLouis or something.

Like Lane Meyer before you, may you successfully ski the K-12 tonight. And land your very own Monique to give you language lessons.

And then watch a claymation hamburger rock out to Van Halen.

# posted by douchebag1

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