Friday, March 27, 2009

Friday Thoughts and Links


Scrunchybag reminds me of when MoMA ran that great Picasso exhibit a few years ago.

Yasmine Chiquita reminds me that hips with meat can also be lampchop gnaw-worthy.

It’s Friday and the DB1 relaxes in his chair with a porcelain cup of Night Train Fortified Wine, and stares into the Los Angeles haze.

Two squirrels are fighting on the palm tree by my window. One of them has a faux hawk.

Stupid douchey squirrel. I pee on your acorn.

And that, my friends, is my Friday Thought: I pee on your acorn.

Here’s your links:

Mildly amusing parody, Honest College Ad, with a fun HCwDB surprise at the end.

Cock Shots. Don’t have time to screw up your balls? Now you do.

Comedy Douche Vortex, Dane Cook, has issues with his brother. I almost feel bad for the spikey haired scrotewank.

The Worst (Best) Tramp Stamp

You know what the world needs more of? Shocker gloves. Classy.

This could be the greatest movie trailer of all time: Cat Shit One

HCwDB musical band leader Vin Douchal unleashes his latest opus, dedicated to Bra!!, Bra! The Gun Show.

And finally… the moment you’ve all been waiting for…

Samurai Scrote shreds. It’s not in stereo. It’s in Metaphysiceo. (edit: link fixed)

Okay, you’ve been good. Here’s your Friday Ass Pear.

# posted by douchebag1

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