Thursday, March 12, 2009

Orange Jeter's Cynthia


She may not have won the Monthly along with Orange Jeter, but Cynthia is what noted physicist Niels Bohr once described as “The Shniznit Ass.” Therefore we honor her barely legal hottness with a rare HC Only pic.

Although that dude in the fedora way in the back is a potential stage-1 Hipsterbag.

I would para-sail over the Bolivian salt flats of Salar de Uyuni on a sixteen year odyssey to locate her discarded mascara tissue that eventually settled into a sand dune after being carried on a freakish oceanic down-wind Nor’Easter back in 2007.

And then I would use it to make Cynthia Eye Sweat Soup.

Which the Maori believe can cure rickets.

# posted by douchebag1

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