Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Rachel Tags an Orange Cactus


Rachel writes in with a Cactus Tag:

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So, apparently some of my girls hang with a couple of ssseerious douchebags. Since they’re my friends I have to stop myself from mocking these guys in front of them, but it is REALLY difficult with people so gross and ridiculous looking.

Anyway, figure I’d get the intense urge to laugh in their faces out of my system by submitting them here.

– rachel
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And so you’ve taken the proper step towards dedouchification, Rachel. By placing those you know who cohabitate with Orange Cactus Creatures in a public forum. Where we can help them. By mocking them.

In this case, this terminal Stage-4 Orange Cactus mugging your two cute friends earns you bonus points on the tag, Rachel. It’s like a novice fisherman hooking a 20 pound Bass on their first fishing trip. Excellent work.

# posted by douchebag1

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