Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Reader Mail: Britbags


Leonardo Douche Vinci writes in from England:

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Hello,

I love your site and have been enjoying it for a couple of years now. I want to give back to the community.

These are by no means as douchey as your american breeds, who must have evolved on a high protein and poo diet after the puritan exodus, our douchebags have to survive in a far more subtle fashion. However you can see they still have the classic “hat tilt” mating signal that clear signifies them as the classic Douchebaggus Maximus we all know and deride.

Yours Sincerely,
Leonardo Douche Vinci

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The thing about the weak, inbred looking British chin, like we see here on Flock of Britgulls, is that I’m never sure if a dude is British or a twelve year old pygmy.

I do love Sally Jones, in all her uptight sexually repressed and vitamin-c deficiencies. I would read her Jacobian tragedies by candlelight, then hump her ankles while singing Monty Python’s “Every Sperm Is Sacred” in a fey, falsetto voice.

# posted by douchebag1

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