Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Reader Mail: The Anti-Douche Abides


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DB1-
I am sending you what can only be described as a honey nut cluster of scrotacious baggery in toe with honey suckle hottness. Allow me to provide the back drop.

The deliciously dirty girl with the massive life supporting mammaries is my ex girlfriend. For a time, I pounded away at her like a diabetic baker preparing cookie dough. She relocated to California and that time passed. Occasionally, I find myself engaging in the masochistic activity of perving her myspace photos, only to find that she is copulating with a douched out dysgenic version of Greg Brady. Darwin would be turning in his grave.

But I digress. On my most recent venture to her gallery of hots and seminal misfires, I realized that her collage included a few grade A shots of scrotes with some of her hottie cohorts. I pass these on to you, Dbag1, to further enhance the message of your site.

My personal favorites are the two featuring her regal brunette friend I have come to name IjustWannalicka and the two groups of turd subs that have no business breathing in her luscious aroma, much less coming into physical contact with her divine velvet smooth skin. The Pablo Escobags and The Russian TerroScrotes may have filled their spank banks for the summer, but we can only pray they have not spilled their toxic reproductive material into the next generational gene pool.

– Jim the Anti-Douche
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These guys are only minimally ‘baggish, but since there’s boobies and Ubiquitous Red Cup, and a hilariously written email that would’ve been improved only with a gratuitous plug of my book, I’m a’runnin’ it.

# posted by douchebag1

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