Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Swoopy's Scarf


Sunken cheeks. Ridiculous Hair. Douche-face. Flipping off camera.

None of these are why we mock Swoopy as he arm-hooks two Long Island Iced Teas in inverted ‘bag sandwich formation.

We mock because he wears the Douche-Scarf.

Like Ed Hardy and Orangeness, The Douche Scarf is the third troubling development in douchal hierarchy in 2009.

And so we kick his pale ass with a pool cue.

And buy Michelle a Gin and Tonica.

# posted by douchebag1

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