Monday, March 2, 2009

The Hipsterbag


Here’s another example of the Hipsterbag, dressed up in retro zoot-suit and sporting the Emo Hair.

Normally this Hipsterbag wouldn’t be annoying enough to run on the site. Other than the stupidhair, he’s not really doing that much in the way of douche.

But oh, how I love the Overbite Hotts.

I would gnaw on each of their upper throat areas with light but stable pressure until the Monsoons came and washed away the desert sands, forcing us to cower naked by candlelight whilst I massaged each of their toesies with burnt salve recovered during the mining expeditions in outer Pradesh. Then we would engage in coitus. And then watch Battlestar on TiVo in awkward silence.

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