Tuesday, March 10, 2009

The Saga of Red Dress Hott

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The back story behind this pic is the girl in red was dating one of my good friends for about 2 years. The guy in the blue making the “shocker” was his best friend for those two years and more prior. My friend and the girl in red began fighting a lot more and this dude seemed to always “be there” if you know what I mean.

Eventually she dumped my friend and ran off with this dude. He essentially told my friend, “tough luck I took your woman,” making him a complete douche. His favourite activities include drinking grey goose, pimpin hoes, wearing cowboy hats and frequently unbuttoning popped collored shirts to reveal his chest.

— Ryan
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Not only that, Ryan, but he brought along the Class of 2012 from the economics department at Michigan State as his personal cheering squad. Ubiquitous Red Cup even stopped by to check it out.

Poor Red Dress Hott. Sadly, she has chosen the ‘bag path, and Bleeth will begin to set in shortly.

# posted by douchebag1

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