Thursday, April 16, 2009

Ask DB1: Future Shock


Hey, looks like the site’s sorta working again. Here’s an email from Dada:

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DB1,

Long time viewer, first time emailer. So, of late, I’ve been checking out the site and wondering to myself “what kind of pictures are of themselves are these dudes/hotts going to show their children?”

This all spawned from a singular photo of my father that I recently stumbled across. I laughed in his face about his 1970’s style bandanna, and he simply responded “that was how it was”, and I got to thinking.

Please explain how these dudes/trim intend to suppress such a serious amount of photos of themselves. Is it that they don’t care? Will they care? Do they have no consideration for their offspring?

— Dada
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I quote the great poets Wang Chung, who once famously sang:

On the edge of oblivion, And all the world is Babylon, And all the love and everyone, A ship of fools sailing on….

This is what I like to call the “Wang Chung Principle.” It states that the party is foolish, and yet it sails onward, regardless of oblivion. The only solution is to “Wang Chung Tonight.” Only twenty years later you wake up and you realize you had a brief moment of fame, but you called your band Wang Chung.

There is nothing we can do to avoid the folly of our youth, except to mock the douche and lust the hott. The rest will happen in due time.

# posted by douchebag1

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