Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Ask DB1: The Economic Impact on Scrote/Hott Commingling


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DB1 –

Like most people these days, I have seen the troubling news about the economy. However, there is on segment of our population that I was particularly wondering about: Douchebags.

Simply put, with the economic good times coming to a screeching halt, ‘bagging could be seriously affected. Las Vegas, the sun in the scrote universe, is in decline. Wall Street day traders (a highly douchey profession) are seen as villains, and there isn’t enough money around with which to pay for Grey Goose, Ed Hardy gear or obnoxiously large designer sunglasses. As Paul Krugman recently stated, the douchebag lifestyle is, essentially by nature, economically unsustainable.

I can’t help but wonder what is next – does ‘baggery die away? Do dbags turn to wealthy cougars instead of young hotts in order to sustain their lifestyle? Does ‘baggery become more modest (more like hickbags, who are fairly recession-proof). Or does the douching continue, much like the band playing on as the Titanic sank?

-Sir Douche-a-lot
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Ah, Grasshopper, while the Douchewanks have become muted by economic recession, the putzitude in presence of suckle neck has hardly gone away.

While we hopefully will never, ever, see affronts like last year’s “Ritchie Bottles and the Wall Street Assclowns”, douche culture is only getting stronger.

If you think our battle is won, you need only look at the plethora of “Ed Hardy” spreading like a garish cultural plague as we speak.

No, sir. Our battle has just begun.

# posted by douchebag1

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