Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Breaking: Arthur Kade Not Content to Just Douche up Philly, Thinks about New York


Internet D.B.-log pioneer Arthur Kade brings the scrotal infection to a theoretical NYC (without leaving Philly):

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If you are young, hip, and want the “best of the best” in Philly, there isn’t that much to do at night.

My friends and I always joke that there are only three night time lounges that cater to the level of our crowd, and it’s amazing that you run into the same people every night, and that it gets tiresome hugging and catching up about the same stuff with the same people. It also limits the ability to meet new girls, because everyone knows me, and the reputation is that I am a player, and no girl wants to not be taken seriously if she isn’t in my league (I am now having girls come up to me offering to break my drought, although no one has been over an 8). This is the reason I am always heading up to NYC, but yesterday with the weather and crew that was out, Philly actually had an NYC feel.

We started with brunch at Rouge (My favorite brunch spot because it has a very up-scale feel and sophisticated crowd) and took over the front section of the block because the staff knows us and wants us visible to the public. We ate, and hung out from 1PM to 10PM, and had an amazing time. Everyone was in great spirits; I had several girls walk by and recognize me, with one tell me “I love your website, don’t listen to the haters, they are all jealous”. We talked for a minute and I could tell they wanted more from me, but I wasn’t interested.
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Don’t listen to the “haters,” A.K. You are a douchal innovator, and like Typhoid, are to be studied in a jar and pressed behind glass under a microscope. By which I mean mocked repeatedly on the internet until you go away.

# posted by douchebag1

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