Friday, April 3, 2009
Friday Haiku
Friday Night movie,
“Night of the Living Douchebag,”
Filmed way too arty.
This is the angle
that God sees douchebags. Tender…
but still disgusting.
— Douche Unto Others
hott in Summer breeze
douche’s ears fan air on cleavage
but hair needs oil change
— Anonymous
Triangle of shade
Betwixt her boob and sundress
I would live in there
— Mr. White
What a wicked game
They play, what a wicked thing
They do – smell of poo.
— Crucial Head
Does she have dandruff?
I think I see white flakes there…
Dust on monitor.
— boatbutter
SLIC EOF CREAMY THIGH
OUTO FO FOCUS BUT PRESENT
I DREAM OF TARMAL!
— Flyteeth
