Friday, April 3, 2009

Friday Haiku

Friday Night movie,
“Night of the Living Douchebag,”
Filmed way too arty.

This is the angle
that God sees douchebags. Tender…
but still disgusting.

— Douche Unto Others

hott in Summer breeze
douche’s ears fan air on cleavage
but hair needs oil change

— Anonymous

Triangle of shade
Betwixt her boob and sundress
I would live in there

— Mr. White

What a wicked game
They play, what a wicked thing
They do – smell of poo.

— Crucial Head

Does she have dandruff?
I think I see white flakes there…
Dust on monitor.

— boatbutter

SLIC EOF CREAMY THIGH
OUTO FO FOCUS BUT PRESENT
I DREAM OF TARMAL!

— Flyteeth

# posted by douchebag1

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