Friday, April 10, 2009
Friday Haiku
Pensive Jerzy Guid,
Unhappy with older hotts,
Longs for Ed Hardy.
Dude in black is pissed!
The Wal-mart greeter told him
plastic watch pulls hotts.
— I am Jack’s kissy lips
Clothes from Goodwill Store
Face from falling down ugly tree
MILFs don’t seem to mind
— JoMama
Melons not always
round; some sag, some grow obscene
puckered douche faces.
— Captain Bringdown
Down Syndrome poses
Raccoon eyes makes kissy face
I cry at my desk
— Anon – Bender Douche
Pensive Jerzey Guid
Ponders: Am I fish or am
I man? Who can tell?
— massengill
Maze on DoucheBoy’s shirt
Begs to be solved; not with pen
Trace my path with knives
–= Douche Wayne
Jesus looks down, sad
Tells St. Peter, “I didn’t
die for this sh!t, bra.”
– Mr. White
