Friday, April 10, 2009

Friday Haiku


Pensive Jerzy Guid,
Unhappy with older hotts,
Longs for Ed Hardy.

Dude in black is pissed!
The Wal-mart greeter told him
plastic watch pulls hotts.

— I am Jack’s kissy lips

Clothes from Goodwill Store
Face from falling down ugly tree
MILFs don’t seem to mind

— JoMama

Melons not always
round; some sag, some grow obscene
puckered douche faces.

— Captain Bringdown

Down Syndrome poses
Raccoon eyes makes kissy face
I cry at my desk

— Anon – Bender Douche

Pensive Jerzey Guid
Ponders: Am I fish or am
I man? Who can tell?

— massengill

Maze on DoucheBoy’s shirt
Begs to be solved; not with pen
Trace my path with knives

–= Douche Wayne

Jesus looks down, sad
Tells St. Peter, “I didn’t
die for this sh!t, bra.”

– Mr. White

# posted by douchebag1

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