Friday, April 17, 2009

Friday Haiku

Hark! Bronze need be flushed.
Professional Poobagg’ry,
And overcooked hott.

White “mark of the scrote”
Impervious to fake tan
Douchebag should use jiff

— Justin

Local drama club
Does Commando in blackface
Reviews are not good

— Mr. White

Choad springs out of bed
Leaves imprint on his white sheets:
The Shroud of Turd-in

— DarkSock

Cam’s bikini briefs,
gelled hair, and goofy-ass grin
Turn me bronze with rage.

— HCwDB-NYC

Present-day Midas,
Looks in horror as his touch,
Turns hott to poo-Bleeth.

— Blair

# posted by douchebag1

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