Friday, April 24, 2009

Friday Thoughts and Links


What thoughts bubble up in your humble narrator’s mind on this cloudy, smoggy, Los Angeles Friday?

How women in sparkley dresses make my happy pants do the rumba.

How the genius of Was (Not Was)’s Hello Dad I’m in Jail was about ten years ahead of it’s time.

But most importantly, that as we cascade through the visual maelstrom of kinetic life, we often fail to appreciate the hypothetical potentials some call imagination. It’s not all happening in front of the eyes. That’s what we so often forget to remember. Or, even more sadly, remember to forget.

Here’s your links:

First up, Adam Carrolla does an HCwDB-esque riff on his podcast and bernethy sets it to an actual HCwDB photo montage.

You know what the internet needs like another Arthur Kade? Online Booty Call. “Hey girl. You’re hot like snot.”

Ed Hardy moves into ladies’ underwear.

Animated Gator goes viral in People who look the same in every picture meme. Break.com also features a montage of a Bleeth face.

I don’t know who this douche is, but for using the term “living the dream,” among many other aesthetic violations, he slurps toad taint.

Fish Slap’s Girlfriend. Here’s an actual comment left by the Slap: “Hmmmm…..yeauuupp we def had a moment!!! We a perfeeect match…. Ya huurrdddd!!! Misss yewwwww babeeee!!!! Xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo “

Criss Angel calls Perez Hilton a douche. Irony meter saws itself in half.

Pop!

And finally…

Ass Pear so choice, it gets a French name: Beautiful Ass Pear La Plante.

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