Monday, April 20, 2009

HCwDB of the Week

Your humble narrator on our collective journey of taint, The DB1, is back in L.A. and high on life. And by high on life, I mean sipping some tasty Night Train by noon.

Here’s your finalists:

HCwDB of the Week Finalist #1: Wings McPoint

From nearly two weeks back, the classic Vegas Nuclear Chin of Wings McPoint, and sexy, confused Elle, are a toxic combination of spew and boob.

Wings brings a number of A-level douchal signifiers to the mix, but do I really need to list them? They should be obvious.

Instead of parsing the taint, just sit back and look at this choad.

And look at Elle’s sweet hottness sweetness hott.

Her boobies are pure and clean and wail mournfully for me to rub my hair betwixt them.

Coupled together, they set off destructive fireworks in the breathing tube of underwater hope.

HCwDB of the Week Finalist #2: Anchor Chin and Raquel

This sneaky HCwDB pic grows on you like a fetid swamp plague.

At first you think, “Meh, just your average hottie/douchey coupling. Nothing to see here.”

And then your eyelids start to twitch.

And twitch.

And twitch.

And suddenly the beboobsing of this pic jump out at you.

As do Anchor Chin’s ridiculous chaved chest, douche-pout and chin pubes. And what you thought was benign is suddenly a plague upon your subconsious. And they make you want to palm slap a Brazilian tree frog.

HCwDB of the Week Finalist #3: Smashing Blumpkins

Our second Vegas Pic this week brings The Brunette Miracle of Hott (TBMoH) in a potential paid-to-pose scenario.

Standing with the cast of the Inland Empire version of Smashing Pumpkins: The Musical.

They are three servings of classic Scrotex-Mex.

She is all that is seductive in Sedona.

If group muggings fire up your HCwDB experience, this pic deserves your vote.

(Dis)honorable mention to Snake Scarfgen, the rotating choads and sorority hott of Ashlee’s Spring Break, and the classic Vegas pumpedness of The Tipping Point, each of which just missed the cut.

Them’s your three.

Which shall earn it’s rightful place in the toxic swirl of the next Monthly? That, fellow ‘bag mockers, is your call.

Vote, as ever, in the comments thread.

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