Wednesday, April 15, 2009

I Punched a Baby Seal


I punched a baby seal in the nose. It was right after seeing this pic.

The Baby Seal said, “Arf.” Sadly. Pensively.

So I apologized to the Baby Seal.

I said, “Baby Seal, I did not mean to strike you. It was not my intent to cause you pain.”

The Baby Seal looked at me with large, expressive eyes.

I continued, “For you see, there is a pic of a hot chick with a douchebag. And it caused me to do things I would not normally do.”

“Arf?” responded the Baby Seal.

So I showed the Baby Seal the pic.

And it punched a kitten in the balls.

# posted by douchebag1

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