Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Nora’s ‘Bag Tag


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Here’s myself and a grade-A douche. In real life this guy is even douchier than this pic: his strange beard that seems to extend more onto his neck than actual face, constant aviators and bandana. And of course; just a hint of his v-neck plunge victoria’s secret shirt in the picture!

XOXO
-Nora
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He looks a little like a dressup ‘bag, Nora. But since you’ve got that Starbuck Karyn Thrace thing working for you, and I’m hot for some Starbuck love, I’m a goin’ with it.

The Aviatorbag is not the worst we’ve seen. A stage 1 or stage 2 Southern Granola Crunch.

As to your plunging neckline and wispy hair-on-neck curl, I would awkwardly discuss the avant-garde at a downtown loft happening over wine until you grew bored and asked to see my driver’s license so you could make fun of my pic. Hah, joke’s on you. My pic is awesome.

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