Thursday, April 23, 2009

Reader Mail: Sasha Joins the Cause


Sasha Hott writes in:

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First off let me just say that I love your website and you are hilarious!!

I’m a hot chick that abhors douche and avoids them like the plague but am fascinated with watching them interact in the wild. My hairdresser who is also a hottie with a non douche boyfriend told me about your site and I’ve been hooked ever since. It’s been about a month now.

Today while on myspace I noticed how many douche bags are running rampant on other hot girls’ profiles. I had to submit some pics in hopes of seeing them up on the douche bag bashing commentary. Sorry about the wordy message. Next time I’ll have more pics and less words, lol.

xoxo,
– Sasha

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A hot chick who loves mocking the douche and apologizes for talking too much?

Come to my abode, Sasha. I will ply you with tasty Hostess snack cakes and inexpensively priced fortified wine. Like Thunderbird. And Night Train.

We will run naked through the underbrush, then pass out on a hilltop, gasping for air. We will then sip our libations from red plastic cups and sing barrio torch songs under a golden moon until the Northern Lights cast neon tendrils to take us towards dawn. And then I will awkwardly fondle your toes.

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