Thursday, April 23, 2009

Skinny Ted Buys a Boat: Gets Hott


So have we drawn an inverse correlation between the size of a douche’s boat and the size of his mandana + hair spike?

She is delectable.

The ratio between boat ownership and bikini hotts is a disturbing one, that merits scientific study in greater depth.

By which I mean me, sitting on my rug, scratching myself and eating Cheez-its.

# posted by douchebag1

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