Tuesday, April 21, 2009

"Tai Che" Pusses Out


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What’s up man–

My friends and I are all actually huge fans of your site–which is why one of them thought it would be a funny prank to submit the “Tai Che” picture of me and my girlfriend.

The picture is admittedly somewhat douchey on the surface, but it is important to note that when we took that picture, we were actually paying tribute to the classic scene from American Psycho in which Christian Bale runs his hands through his hair and flexes his bicep in the mirror whilst plowing that poor hooker.

Hookers aside, my girlfriend is very upset about having our picture on the site, and therefore I am tasked with asking you to remove it, lest I be exiled to the proverbial doghouse. After all, my girlfriend and I are bag hunters ourselves. So, if you would be so kind as to entertain my respectful request that the “Tai Che” picture and all related comments be removed, I would greatly appreciate it, and I might be able to get some of the proverbial nookie this evening. But that’s a seperate issue.

Keep up the good work…

Sincerely,
Mr. & Mrs. Tai Che

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You gain back some mild props only for transitioning from American Psycho hooker references to your girlfriend. But otherwise, not impressive Mr. Tai Che. A ‘Bag Hunter you may be, but as a ‘bag in that picture, you must take your lumps, not run away.

# posted by douchebag1

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