Monday, April 27, 2009

The Pole Lickers


Frost tips and ‘bling don’t make you a ballsy “Renegade,” Jamie. They just make you douchey.

And I see you, Michelle on the left. I know you want me to rub melted candy corns on your lower neck and then jump in a pool full of mint jelly.

And I will do so.

Not because I want to.

But because boobies make it a moral imperative.

# posted by douchebag1

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