Monday, April 27, 2009
The Pole Lickers
Frost tips and ‘bling don’t make you a ballsy “Renegade,” Jamie. They just make you douchey.
And I see you, Michelle on the left. I know you want me to rub melted candy corns on your lower neck and then jump in a pool full of mint jelly.
And I will do so.
Not because I want to.
But because boobies make it a moral imperative.
