Thursday, April 9, 2009

Uncle Frank and Adreanna


It’s hard to really label Uncle Frank a true douche.

More like your recently divorced uncle who’s trying reallllly hard to get back in the game. By creating weird bandanas and wearing polka dots.

But I did not come here to praise Uncle Frank.

Nor did I really come here to mock him.

I came to celebrate the holy gamoley dancing angels humping cactuses in a Francis Bacon triptych artistic masterpiece that is Adreanna.

I would ride a unicycle through a warehouse full of angry possums cup slapping each of them as I passed just for the chance to sniff the staid air captured after her dainty burp upon finishing her meal of arugula salad and goat cheese.

# posted by douchebag1

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