Friday, May 29, 2009

Ask DB1: Should HCwDB Be Taught in Kindergarten?

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DB1,

I have a son who’s beginning Kindergarten later this year, and I don’t know whether to include HCwDB in his curriculum.

Mind you, I’m not concerned with how developmentally appropriate your site is for a child his age. Rather, I have my doubts as to whether or not his brain can truly grasp the matter at hand.

Can a five-year-old navigate this sea of scrotal antimony?

Yours,
Marc du Choad

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No age is too young to begin training the art of douchal purge in the young male, and the art of douche mocking in the young female.

Ours is a generational battle. A call to arms. As the great German philosopher Jurgen Habermas once wrote: “The negotiation of power relations between dominant and subordinate in the public sphere require douche mocking and boobie lusting for true ideological revolution.”

Don’t mess with Jurgen. He knew what was up.

# posted by douchebag1

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