Friday, May 8, 2009

Friday Haiku


Orange Ben Stiller.
Hott? Perhaps not so hott, true,
But boob tan redeems.

She sips mercury
They have tanned on Mercury
Hermes must smite them.

— Crucial Head

I am very tough.
I eat oats three times a day.
I spray myself orange.

— teh abominable snowdouche

Tan lines, go-go boots
Happy hour buzz, I’d hit it
Hate myself next day

— Yahoo Scrotius

Peace to you, homey
Want to save the planet?
Quit bogarting the sun

— JoMama

# posted by douchebag1

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