Friday, May 8, 2009
Friday Haiku
Orange Ben Stiller.
Hott? Perhaps not so hott, true,
But boob tan redeems.
She sips mercury
They have tanned on Mercury
Hermes must smite them.
— Crucial Head
I am very tough.
I eat oats three times a day.
I spray myself orange.
— teh abominable snowdouche
Tan lines, go-go boots
Happy hour buzz, I’d hit it
Hate myself next day
— Yahoo Scrotius
Peace to you, homey
Want to save the planet?
Quit bogarting the sun
— JoMama
