Friday, May 15, 2009
Friday Haiku
Jean shirted poo man,
Mugging Iowa Corn Girls,
And Morkless Mindy.
Hey, filthy hobo
Get out of that Midwest dorm
Leave farm girls to me
— Mr. White
Picnic blanket hott
Gets bunny ears from sister.
“Desiree, QUIT IT!!!”
— boatbutter
Hillbilly found bic.
Hillbilly put bic to his chest.
Hillbilly smooth now.
— Rage and lust in the time of Holbrooks
Billy Ray Douchebag
Molesting those hotts hurts my
Achy breaky brain
— Father Guido Sardouchey
A waxed chest is sexy?
Hot girls say “Yes!” with their boobies
Can’t see douchiness
— JoMama
